Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Emersonisms - March Edition

A day late...but definitely not a dollar short. This kid's statements are pure gold!!!


On our way home from school one day...
"Mom, do you have any hanitizer?"

I may copyright this term. Genius. I make him repeat it often, and never correct him.
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When asked where Grover was when Emerson came upstairs without him...
"He's downstairs. He's just chillin'."
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Emerson was spending time with a friend in the neighborhood, and Jason was within earshot when he heard this exchange...
     Friend: "Everything makes me happy. My family makes me happy. My friends make me happy. Everything make me happy."
     Emerson: "Does your butt make you happy?"
     Friend: "No."
     Emerson: "Well, then, EVERYTHING doesn't make you happy."
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As captured by Great Uncle BF...
 Em, "Let’s play basketball or throw the football."
Jason, "We will play soon."
Em, "That’s not even a game."

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