Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Emersonisms - August Edition


At 3am, upon yelling for a drink, and chugging a glass of water..."sorry, Mommy. I just wasn't hydrated."
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"Do firefighters take gymnastics when they're kids?"
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In response to "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
  1. A tornado chaser.
  2. A Dad.
  3. A Beatle. (the band, not the bug)
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Me: Emerson, tomorrow night we're going to Lancaster to have dinner with Uncle BF at a corn roast.
Emerson: Will his wife be there?
Me: Aunt Cheryl? Yes.
Emerson: OK.
Me: And Grandma Flowers, Jeeka, Poppy, Uncle Jared, and some others.
Emerson: Will a sheep be there?
Me: What? No.
Emerson: There's always sheeps in restaurants. I bet a sheep will be there.

I really don't even know what this means. But I guess we'll find out tonight.


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