Emersonisms - March edition

I try to capture the little things he says. This could definitely be a monthly edition.

In conversation with Jessica, on the way to an overnight at her house...

Em: "at least you and my mommy are twins"

Jeeka: "em, we're sisters. but we're not twins. do you know what a twin is?"

Em: "yes, and you and my mommy are twins."

Em: "my daddy is not a twin"

Em: "and darth vader is DEFINITELY not a twin"

 

Having some age sequencing confusion...

Em: "I can't wait until I'm 19, and I can babysit Scarlet."
Me: "Em, when you're 19, Scarlet will be 15, and won't need a babysitter."
Em: "Mommy, she's a baby, you can't leave her alone."
Me. "Ok. Good plan."

 

At 7am this morning, while showering, he opened the door and asked...

"Mommy, can Norah roll over?" (Referring to Norah Lipp, who is a few weeks younger than Scarlet. Clearly curious about her milestones???)